He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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