why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
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