and you said cock pushups were impossible
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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