Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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