chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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