Pregnant stripper...not hot.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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