y did u give ur computer a hand job?
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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