So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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