I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
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