Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
i need an iv and a liver transplant
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
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its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
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Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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