I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
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your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
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No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
i need some magic done to my vagina
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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