i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Randomize
