that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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