That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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