She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
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I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
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Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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