I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
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While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
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possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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