No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
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We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
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Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. Iβm starting to see why you drink so much.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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