There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
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Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
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it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
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He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
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