so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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