Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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