Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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