i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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