So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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