I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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