As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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