sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
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