But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
She said her name was "party"
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
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i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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