You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
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