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She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.

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(410): View more from Maryland

I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?

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(309): View more from Illinois

I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS

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(281): View more from Texas

I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.

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(315): View more from New York

See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday

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(816): View more from Missouri

I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.

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(812): View more from Indiana

Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.

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