your room smells of hookers.
And success
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
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If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
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She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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