There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
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They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
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Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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