I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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