Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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