whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
then he tried to convert me to islam
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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