Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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