I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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