i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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