shes about as inviting as chlamydia
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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