i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
love makes seman taste better
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
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