There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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