when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
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He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
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he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
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