Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
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My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
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that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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