You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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