I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
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part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
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So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.