I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
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judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
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I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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