today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
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while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
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Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
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its like you know when i get waxed
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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