Me. At least after what I've been through.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
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we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
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Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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