Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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