It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
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i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
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Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
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