what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
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says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
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Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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