The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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