also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
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I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
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He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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