What did we do last night that was yellow?
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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