Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
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halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
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Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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