is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
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She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
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Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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