butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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